Some of My Favorite Quotes-okay I know that this is random!

• Women like silent men. They think they're listening. -Marcel Archard
• Right or wrong, it's very pleasant to break something from time to time. -Fedor Dostoevski
• The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist. -Aaron Machado
• When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking. Elayne Boosler
• The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
• There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
• Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz haha!i like this one!
• What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?'Hold my purse.'
• Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
• You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
• I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown
• He who laughs last didn't get it.
• A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
• What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
• Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!